This was the moment I knew U.S. soccer would not die.

This was the moment I knew U.S. soccer would not die.

"The Greatest Story Ever Told"
(via theclearlydope)

"The Greatest Story Ever Told"

(via theclearlydope)

I’ve never liked a horrible person this much.

theclearlydope:

Worth Seeing: Def Boxing Jam. I was waiting for Russell Simmons to come out and wish everyone a good night.

thegrandarchives:

Do yourself a favor and watch this please

i’ll give you a million bucks to touch things on the subway from now on.

i’ll give you a million bucks to touch things on the subway from now on.

was that a springbok? I would have bet a million bucks that a springbok had never before tackled a mountain biker, and I would have lost a million bucks.

The Mustair - Taking the mustache up a notch

million buck idea: turn a mustache into more than a mustache

Give a Million Bucks.

it takes 5 seconds. go do it, its for the children.

flawless logic is worth a million bucks.

flawless logic is worth a million bucks.

I’d clearly have a million bucks.
theclearlydope:

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve searched for the “Whoopsie, I killed a hooker” stock photo. 

I’d clearly have a million bucks.

theclearlydope:

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve searched for the “Whoopsie, I killed a hooker” stock photo. 

they say the same words over and over about a million times. and I inexplicably love it.

bunnyfood:

GET ON. NO TIME TO EXPLAIN

bunnyfood:

GET ON. NO TIME TO EXPLAIN

theclearlydope:

I see your Snuggie and raise you one Bedlanket.

theclearlydope:

I see your Snuggie and raise you one Bedlanket.

That bike must cost a million bucks. Some of the craziest stuff I’ve ever seen.

this commercial = a million bucks. its like a tiny movie.

2.6 million views and counting…I’m sure they’ve made a million bucks a million times over from this ad.